Man sues airline for not caring about his scrotum

A Canadian man sued Air Transat for $8,000 after two flight attendants refused to attend to his bleeding scrotum.

When the male attendant came to him, Cote then asked to be closely examined so that the exact nature of the problem can be determined. The employee declined, giving him absorbent paper instead.

Indignant and distressed, Cote quickly expressed his wish to see a doctor.

Before supplying him with sanitary towels, the members of the flight crew told him they would contact a physician if the illness was grave enough. On arriving in Puerto Vallarta three hours later, Mr. Cote met with a travel agent he knew and she took him to the hospital in a taxi. He was examined by a doctor who determined Cote had a ruptured vein near his scrotum. Three stitches were needed to close the wound.

The judge threw out the case expressing, “It was not incumbent upon a flight attendant to conduct the medical examination of a passenger, a measure reserved for the medical profession.”

This is why the Scrotal Safety Commission recommends you get yourself a “Crotch Buddy.”

Enlist one of your friends as a “Crotch-Buddy”. Have him concern himself with the safety of your scrotum. Remind him publicly that he is your “Crotch-Buddy”. Remind him in front of girls.

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