When Andrew WK was 17 he was a little obsessed with a girl at his school and wrote a song for her as a class project. When she heard the song a year later, she quickly sought a restraining order. From The Guardian: In the end, I had a juvenile restraining order put on me, [...]
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A 19-year-old pizza delivery guy was in a New York apartment building when some tough guys started harassing him for a slice of pizza. When Assami Semde refused, one of the guys pulled out a gun. As gunman reached down, Semde said he lunged at him, and toppled him off balance. The 6-foot-4 Semde scuffled [...]
Patricia Edwards robbed a Florida bank last Friday for what could be the best/worst reason ever. From WCBS: She said she suffers from leukemia and bipolar disorder, but claimed the reason she committed the act was because it was something she wanted to do before she died. “It was something I had on my bucket [...]
From The Sun: A MAN taken to hospital to have a cucumber removed from his bottom told doctors he inserted it in a SUICIDE attempt. Chin Wei, 62, claimed the method was a variation of ritual suicide hara-kiri – usually carried out with a SWORD plunged into the belly. He was found in a pool [...]
‘The informant, who had dated the woman, and his Jack Russell terrier both contracted sexually transmitted diseases’
Unfortunately, the article isn’t clear on where the Jack Russell got its STD from. [via]