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When Andrew WK was 17 he was a little obsessed with a girl at his school and wrote a song for her as a class project. When she heard the song a year later, she quickly sought a restraining order.

From The Guardian:

In the end, I had a juvenile restraining order put on me, which lasted until I was 21. I’ve never told anyone about it since, except my closest friends and family. Three months ago, I was advised by my personal manager and life coach to finally let people hear it, to resolve the nightmare. So, I am. Now is the first time since the incident that I’ve let anyone hear the song. And I can hear why.

Listen to the song below

Here are the lyrics:

Called Up Your Number Fourteen Times
To See If You Were Home
Home Is Where I’ll Find You
When I Find You

Do You Feel Lonely When You’re Alone
A Sheet To Keep You Warm
Warm – Electric Blanket
An Extra Blanket

You Are My Destiny
I’ll Make You Fall In Love With Me
I’ll Make Myself Your Fantasy
Weeping Like The Willow Tree

Drove Past Your Doorway Fifteen Times
I Don’t Want To Cause You Harm
Harm – That’s What You’re In For
If You Don’t Open Your Door

So I’ll Keep Knocking A Million Times
I Will Knock Until My Knuckles Bleed
Bleed – That Blood Will Leave A Stain
On You Forever

You Are My Destiny
And I’ll Make You Fall In Love With Me, Me, Me

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As gunman reached down, Semde said he lunged at him, and toppled him off balance. The 6-foot-4 Semde scuffled with the men as building security making a routine check came by and the two fled.

The security guards called the cops, Semde filed a report and then delivered the still hot pizzas.

From WCBS:

She said she suffers from leukemia and bipolar disorder, but claimed the reason she committed the act was because it was something she wanted to do before she died.

“It was something I had on my bucket list. I have a bucket list, and it was part of my bucket list,” she said. “I think everyone should have a bucket list of things they want to do before they expire.”

A MAN taken to hospital to have a cucumber removed from his bottom told doctors he inserted it in a SUICIDE attempt.

Chin Wei, 62, claimed the method was a variation of ritual suicide hara-kiri – usually carried out with a SWORD plunged into the belly.

He was found in a pool of blood by his daughter in Hong Kong.

Medics said a severe tear to the man’s rear was not life-threatening.

From Daily Mail:

At the time, thousands of babies in Australia were dying each year of Rhesus disease. Other newborns suffered permanent brain damage because of the condition.

The disease creates an incompatibility between the mother’s blood and her unborn baby’s blood. It stems from one having Rh-positive blood and the other Rh-negative.

After his blood type was discovered, Mr Harrison volunteered to undergo a series of tests to help develop the Anti-D vaccine.

‘They insured me for a million dollars so I knew my wife Barbara would be taken care of,’ he said.
‘I wasn’t scared. I was glad to help. I had to sign every form going and basically sign my life away.’

Some other classy bits:

The warrant application also stated that Flood had placed a squirrel’s skull “on the head of his penis and tells them to look at it and then eats the squirrel’s eyeballs.”

Flood allegedly told the victims that he was going to “bounce this on top of their heads” and tried to hit one of them in the head with his penis three times, according to the document.

From the Chicago Tribune:

Police were told by family members Millbrook had been staying at the Budget Inn at 1533 East Brooks Road. Motel workers said the room had been locked for lack of payment and all Millbrook’s personal belongings were still inside.

A Homicide Investigator eventually went to the Budget Inn and spoke to two clerks and a security guard. The investigator was told Millbrook’s items had been boxed and the room was once again being rented.

Monday, police were called to the motel room where Millbrook had stayed because of a foul odor.

Inside, Millbrook’s body was found under the bed.

Kevin could have been forced to hand half the £2,302,668 to ex-wife Helen if the divorce had taken just a few days longer.

But the astonishing timing of the win means he and his new partner will be able to keep the lot.