Apparently, your dog is self-conscious about its unsightly rectum so you should buy it a Rear Gear. In the words of the owner: “Is your pet feeling left in the dirt because of his/her unsightly rear? I’ve got them covered… Rear Gear is handmade in Portland, OR and offers a cheerful solution to be-rid your [...]
In more world’s something news… The world’s shortest man has died at age 21 from heart-related problems. From NY Daily News: Pingping, who measured 2 feet, 5 inches, was born in Wulanchabu, China, with a form of primordial dwarfism. He was officially recognized as the world’s shortest adult in March 2008.
Donna Simpson currently weighs 600 pounds, but is trying her hardest to be the largest woman on the planet. She has to get over 1,000 pounds in order to hit her mark and she plans to be there in a few years. She consumes 12,000 calories a day and her grocery bill is $750-a-week. And [...]
From The NYT: Peter Graves, the cool spymaster of television’s “Mission Impossible” and the dignified host of the “Biography” series, who successfully spoofed his own gravitas in the “Airplane” movie farces, died Sunday. He was 83. He died of a heart attack at his home in Pacific Palisades, Calif., said Fred Barman, his business manager. [...]
A Canadian man sued Air Transat for $8,000 after two flight attendants refused to attend to his bleeding scrotum. When the male attendant came to him, Cote then asked to be closely examined so that the exact nature of the problem can be determined. The employee declined, giving him absorbent paper instead. Indignant and distressed, [...]
IRS sends two agents to collect 4 cent debt
The IRS sent two agents to a car wash to collect on a past due debt. This isn’t out of the ordinary except for the fact that the debt was for 4 cents with $202.31 in penalties. From SacBee: “It’s hilarious,” he says, “that two people hopped in a car and came down here for [...]