A man at a movie theater in Lancaster, CA, asked a woman to keep the noise down which prompted her boyfriend to stab him in the neck with a meat thermometer. Deputies say that while the movie was playing, a woman was talking on her phone and the victim asked her to turn it off. [...]
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Don’t shush people at the movies because you might get stabbed with a meat thermometer
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Lindsay Lohan files $100m for using the name Lindsay
Lindsay Lohan has filed a lawsuit against eTrade for $100 million claiming that the baby named “Lindsay” in their commercial is clearly her. Her lawyer claims that Lohan has single-name recognition like Madonna or Oprah. From the NY Post: Lohan’s lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, said the actress has the same single-name recognition as Oprah or Madonna. [...]
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Betty White used to be kind of hot, will appear on SNL
Also, it appears that Facebook group worked. Betty White is set to appear on SNL. [via]
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Pro Tip: Don’t get surgery on the black market
There’s a lot of things that are perfectly acceptable to buy on the black market. Some things that come to mind are fake passports, guns and babies. Surgery, however, is not one of them because stuff like this happens when you try to get your butt redone. From NJ.com: The women checked into hospitals in [...]
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Woman crashes while shaving her privates
A Florida woman crashed her car while shaving her private parts with her ex-husband in the passenger seat on her way to Key West to meet her boyfriend. Whew.
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Chinese grandmother grows horn
From Mail Online: An elderly Chinese woman has stunned her family and fellow villagers by growing from her forehead a horn than resembles a goat’s. Grandmother Zhang Ruifang, 101, of Linlou village, Henan province, began developing the mysterious protrusion last year. Since then it has grown 2.4in in length and another now appears to emerging [...]