Happy Cinco de Mayo!

mmmmmmmm… Mayo.

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Florida Senator surfs porn on senate floor

Florida State Senator Mike Bennett is not at all interested with the current abortion debate being held on the senate floor in Florida.

Raise your hand if you’d get fired from your job for this.

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Astronaut Myspace photo

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Conan O’Brien’s Inner Dialogue

Justin Bieber doesn’t know what ‘German’ means

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BREAKING: Large Air Spill at Wind Farm. No threats reported. Some claim to enjoy the breeze.

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