Super Mario Bros Crossover
Super Mario Crossover gives you the ability to do something you never knew you wanted, but won’t be able to live without. It’s Super Mario Bros., something you’ve no doubt seen before, but you can play it as Mega Man, Link, Samus and Simon, as well as the original Mario.
You might as well just quit your job now.
Thanks, Jake!
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‘The informant, who had dated the woman, and his Jack Russell terrier both contracted sexually transmitted diseases’
Unfortunately, the article isn’t clear on where the Jack Russell got its STD from.
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Gordon Brown forgets his microphone
Gordon Brown met with a voter today. After their meeting, he got in his car and sped away, but not before forgetting his microphone was still on and calling the voter a bigot. Oops.
Probably worse than his competition, David Cameron’s, latest internet experience.