Could the MTV Movie Awards actually be entertaining this year?
Super Mario Bros Crossover
Super Mario Crossover gives you the ability to do something you never knew you wanted, but won’t be able to live without. It’s Super Mario Bros., something you’ve no doubt seen before, but you can play it as Mega Man, Link, Samus and Simon, as well as the original Mario.
You might as well just quit your job now.
Thanks, Jake!
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‘The informant, who had dated the woman, and his Jack Russell terrier both contracted sexually transmitted diseases’
Unfortunately, the article isn’t clear on where the Jack Russell got its STD from.
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Girls are bad at sound effects
Pew pew!