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‘You burned my feelings today.’
John’s 8-year-old daughter didn’t take kindly to his decision to stay in and watch a football game instead of going to the beach.

Getting gay for Kobe Bryant
This fan gets a little too personal in his love for Kobe Bryant.
The fact that this goes on for quite some time makes me think it’s a fake. The local news can’t sit on anything longer than 30 seconds.
It’s still pretty funny, regardless.
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Ostriches are mean
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