Ballet classes

By David | Published: March 9, 2010

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My very own Portal gun

By David | Published: March 9, 2010

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Hoboken!

By David | Published: March 9, 2010

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Up next, watching paint dry

By David | Published: March 9, 2010

Here’s a Japanese guy ironing a shirt.

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You’re welcome, Iraq

By David | Published: March 9, 2010

“So, seven years after invading the country that had nothing to do with 9/11 to find weapons of mass destruction they didn’t have I guess the only thing to say to the Iraqi’s is, ‘You’re welcome.’”

Lexus Hybrid commercial

By David | Published: March 9, 2010

Lazy Sunday live

By David | Published: March 9, 2010

Andy Samberg and Chris Parnell sing Lazy Sunday live on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon backed up by The Roots.

German girl can name the Lego minifig in her mouth

By David | Published: March 9, 2010

This from some German TV show. I didn’t know they were called minifigs.

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Van diagram

By David | Published: March 9, 2010

Buy this shirt by Adam Koford!

Lindsay Lohan files $100m for using the name Lindsay

By David | Published: March 9, 2010

Lindsay Lohan has filed a lawsuit against eTrade for $100 million claiming that the baby named “Lindsay” in their commercial is clearly her. Her lawyer claims that Lohan has single-name recognition like Madonna or Oprah.

From the NY Post:

Lohan’s lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, said the actress has the same single-name recognition as Oprah or Madonna.

“Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E-Trade is using that knowledge to profit,” Ovadia said.

“They used the name Lindsay,” Ovadia said. “They’re using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn’t they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody’s talking about it and saying it’s Lindsay Lohan.”

No one has talked about this until now. NO ONE. If she wants to be more productive with her time she should be filing a trademark for firecrotch.