The bathroom has become self-aware

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A list of jobs that are better than yours

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How to make a book cover

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A friendly reminder

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1 pixel = $1 million

Click to see the full size

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Everyone in Canada pissed during intermission

From Pat’s Papers:

The water utility in Edmonton, EPCOR, published the most incredible graph of water consumption last week. By now you’ve probably heard that up to 80% of Canadians were watching last Sunday’s gold medal Olympic hockey game. So I guess it stands to reason that they’d all go pee between periods.

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This animated butt is mesmerizing

Created by Mrzyk & Moriceau for Sebastien Tellier in honor of Record Maker’s 10th anniversary.

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Twister: The honest commercial

South Park reenacts Black Water mishap

Last month it was exposed that Blackwater employees were signing for guns under the name Eric Cartman. The guys at South Park liked the idea so they reenacted it for one of their episodes.

High jump fail