Recent Droppings
- Nirvana plays Twister with Smashing Pumpkins
- Your fortune is don’t be stupid
- Gospel aerobics because God wants you to be fit
- YouTube closes down for the night
- BMW motorcycle pulls off tablecloth trick
- Video Game Bosses’ Lament
- Handsome Men’s Club: The Outtakes
- In case of fire…
- Finally a Stanley Cup I can eat
- Sandra Bullock fan freaks out over Oscar win
- After you watch this video, you will be executed
- Burrito the golfing dog
- Dead baby elephant not really all that dead
- The Art of the Title Sequence
- Rob McElhenney’s anti-smoking PSA
Popular Droppings
- Mc1035: Secret McDonald's menu item
- Dog commercial shot at 1000 frames per second
- Grandma DJ is a hit in France
- Guys, I have some bad news...
- Handsome Men's Club
- Periods don't save lives
- Fight during Italian news broadcast
- This girl has a death star where her wookie should be
- A man and his cross-eyed pet python Julius
- This vintage IHOP ad just proves that drugs were better in the '60s
- Shatner reads from Shit My Dad Says
- That's not the happy ending I was looking for
- Cat vs. static electricity
- European Poker Tour gets robbed on live TV
- Nirvana plays Twister with Smashing Pumpkins
Pro Tip: Don’t get surgery on the black market
There’s a lot of things that are perfectly acceptable to buy on the black market. Some things that come to mind are fake passports, guns and babies. Surgery, however, is not one of them because stuff like this happens when you try to get your butt redone.
From NJ.com:
The women checked into hospitals in the county after their procedures, apparently administered by unlicensed providers, went horribly wrong, state health officials said. The women underwent surgery and were given antibiotics. No arrests have been made.
Different from medical-grade silicone, the substance used in the botched procedures was believed to be a diluted version of nonmedical-grade silicone.
“The same stuff you use to put caulk around the bathtub,” said Steven M. Marcus, executive and medical director of the New Jersey Poison Information and Education System, who learned about the bizarre procedures through a committee he sits on that monitors outbreaks in the metropolitan area.
Woman crashes while shaving her privates

A Florida woman crashed her car while shaving her private parts with her ex-husband in the passenger seat on her way to Key West to meet her boyfriend. Whew.









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