Man sues airline for not caring about his scrotum

A Canadian man sued Air Transat for $8,000 after two flight attendants refused to attend to his bleeding scrotum.

When the male attendant came to him, Cote then asked to be closely examined so that the exact nature of the problem can be determined. The employee declined, giving him absorbent paper instead.

Indignant and distressed, Cote quickly expressed his wish to see a doctor.

Before supplying him with sanitary towels, the members of the flight crew told him they would contact a physician if the illness was grave enough. On arriving in Puerto Vallarta three hours later, Mr. Cote met with a travel agent he knew and she took him to the hospital in a taxi. He was examined by a doctor who determined Cote had a ruptured vein near his scrotum. Three stitches were needed to close the wound.

The judge threw out the case expressing, “It was not incumbent upon a flight attendant to conduct the medical examination of a passenger, a measure reserved for the medical profession.”

This is why the Scrotal Safety Commission recommends you get yourself a “Crotch Buddy.”

Enlist one of your friends as a “Crotch-Buddy”. Have him concern himself with the safety of your scrotum. Remind him publicly that he is your “Crotch-Buddy”. Remind him in front of girls.

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A galaxy on edge

APOD

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Lady Gaga’s new video “Telephone” feat. Beyoncé

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Underwater skyscraper

From eVolo:

The hO2+ scraper proposes to break free of the urban fabric and functions as self-sufficient ambassadors in the sea. The hO2+ scraper is an autonomous floating unit of livable, functional and self sustaining space which will function, in a collective manner, as a floating city. It is self sufficient as it generates its own power through wave, wind, current, solar, bio etc. and it generates its own food through farming, aquaculture, hydroponics etc. It carries with its own small forest on top its back and supports places for users to live and works in its depths. Its bioluminescent tentacles provide sea fauna a place to live and congregate while collecting energy through its kinetic movements. Such sustainability strategies aim to ultimately create and provide an oasis with ‘Zero’ negative impacts to the environment, not only that but also improves on it hence the ’Plus’. Aptly as poetic antithesis to a skyscraper which goes up into the heavens the hO2+ scraper goes down to the depths of the sea.

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Crazy Melbourne weather

From a hail storm to a downpour to a flash flood.

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Partially blind octogenarian travels 14 miles to cross the street

Nancy Underwood must travel 14 miles to cross the street because the village she lives in doesn’t have a cross walk.

From Daily Mail:

If she wants to visit the Post Office or shop in Chideock, Dorset, she has to catch the Number 31 bus to Bridport three miles away before using a pedestrian crossing.

The grandmother-of-five then boards a return journey and stops off in Chideock on the opposite side of the road to her house, where she can safely visit the shop.

She then hops onto the next Number 31 bus and travels four miles to the village of Charmouth, where there is also a pedestrian crossing.

After crossing the road, she completes the final leg of her journey on her fourth bus of the day, which takes her back to Chideock and completes the 90minute round trip.

She usually does her shopping in Bridport but is then forced to stay on the Number 31 as it passes through the village and travel on to Charmouth, where she can cross the road.

She then boards a bus back to the village – an eight-mile detour which adds another hour to her weekly shopping trip.

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