Brain Droppings

Your psychic thinks you look like a penis

By David | Published: March 5, 2010

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Fight during Italian news broadcast

By David | Published: March 5, 2010

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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

By David | Published: March 5, 2010

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Jesus hates Klingons

By David | Published: March 5, 2010

Why are some Christians determined to destroy our pop culture?

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David Geffen is not vain says terrible Dick Ebersol

By David | Published: March 5, 2010

Dick Ebersol, who called Conan an “astounding failure,” is also the only person other than Carly Simon to know the identity of the whispered David in her famous song “You’re So Vain.”

From the NY Post:

Dick Ebersol told The Post, “I’ve never before spoken on this issue and I never will again . . . but I can assure [you] the David is not David Geffen . . . a really good guy.” Simon revealed the vain one’s name to Ebersol in 2003 after he bid $50,000 for the answer at a charity auction. He’s a friend of Simon and said at the time he made the winning bid “to make sure Carly didn’t have to tell a total stranger.”

Spider-man visits the Wailing Wall

By David | Published: March 5, 2010

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Mc1035: Secret McDonald’s menu item

By David | Published: March 5, 2010

Half egg McMuffin and half double cheeseburger.

From The Consumerist:

I heard about this from a cashier at one of the local McDonald’s. He said it’s getting kind of a cult following in San Francisco.
1. Go to McD’s right when they are transitioning from breakfast to lunch.
2. Order one of the remaining Egg McMuffins from the breakfast menu and also order a McDouble since the lunch menu is now open.
3. Take the egg and Canadian bacon from the Egg McMuffin and put it on the McDouble.
The guy at the register said people call it a Mc10:35 because that’s pretty much the only time you can pull this off.
They’re damn good when hungover!