Super Sexy CPR

Saving someone’s life has never been so arousing.

This wedding is a boob-slapping good time

I tried this at a funeral once and it didn’t go over very well. Maybe I should have tried it on someone alive.

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The Other Numbers

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Anti-Locke brakes

Thanks, Jake!

People only love you on your birthday

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Hey buddy, you suck

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