Dan Fanelli wants your vote so he can go to Washington and stomp out the real terrorists: foreigners.
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Andy Rooney doesn’t know who Lady Gaga is
And you don’t know who Ella Fitzgerald is.
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- Periodic Table of Swearing
- Celebrities Upside Down
- Grandma DJ is a hit in France
- 'You burned my feelings today.'
- Rock N' Roll Metro Map
- Anti-Locke brakes
- What I remember most about LEGOS
- Commas: They Save Lives
- In case of drowning: lol
- If you say Jesus backwards...
- Danny DeVito is on Twitter
- Omnomnomagon
- The Count vs. Robert Pattinson
- Colorful things shot (literally) in high speed
- Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Steve Carell
- Jimmy Kimmel asks some kids how much NBA stars make
- Lightning in slow motion
- Girl Raised From Birth By Wolf Blitzer Taken Into Protective Custody
- This is how I imagine the Wizard of Oz to be if he were a DJ
- A guy sitting on his toilet covering the Saved By The Bell theme song
- Periodic Table of Swearing
- Hippies are easily amused
- John Mayer knows what you’re doing
- Can you jam with the console cowboys in cyberspace?
- Add baseball games to the places you shouldn’t talk on your phone
- What I remember most about LEGOS
- Pixar’s The Wire
- Citizens against phone books
- BP rebrands itself as Baby Otter Smiles
Kittens on a slide
Nothing can prepare you for the cuteness.
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