Things you can’t do when you’re not a dog

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AT&T marketing should be fired

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Improvised Chat Roulette

A guy plays improvised songs on his piano about his various Chat Roulette pals.

Previously: Your Chat Roulette primer and The Daily Show on that new online craze Chat Roulette

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Sense of Smell

“Now, I didn’t do two tours in Iraq just to come home and eat a bunch of farts.”

(p.s. Bryan Cranston, I can’t wait for Breaking Bad to start next week.)

This dog sleeps with its eyes open, has crazy dreams

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Lion King toy fail

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